filmnoirsbian
7 hours ago

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Its time.

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Off to a good start

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Hello i have a new favorite movie

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

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I'm speechless

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

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She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

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Solidarity

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

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He's literally reading a book called Crime

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

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gumy-shark
9 hours ago

characters who believe that they are inherently unlovable 🔥🔥🔥

there’s no variation on this trope that isn’t absolutely peak. “im unlovable but i desire that connection so ill let myself be used instead”? peak. “im unlovable so ill drive everyone away” is automatically peak however you play it. “i am an unlovable thing so i will become a new person who isn’t”? peak beyond belief!!! i love characters 🥰

annacaffeina
9 hours ago

I'm stealing this from Twitter

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Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

Slopestyle metrosexual flesh-eating disease.

I only need one, not three: “neurodivergent”

(to the tune of "Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man")

ZERO-DAY GOOGLE ABANDONWARE

bodhimcbodeface
13 hours ago

I love toddlers, I had a Spanish-speaking toddler the other day and I taught her the word octopus in English and she said it like “otoputa” which quickly got shortened to “puta” and she just started pointing all over my octopus book shouting “puta puta puta!” (All the adults including her mom thought it was hilarious.) I’m like girl come on stop slutshaming the otoputas

going insane. it is blatantly obvious to me when someone's first encounter with healthcare injustice is trans healthcare and it enrages me like nothing else. "why are these vulnerable young people being denied life-saving healthcare when the job of a doctor is to save lives?" I'm going to need you to talk to disabled people, especially disabled people of colour. I'm going to need you to go talk to first nations people, and read about the ways healthcare systems have been used as a tool for colonial violence. hell, if you want to stay in the gender theory specific bubble you're in, why don't you look at intersex history, or reproductive injustices. the medical system is a system of power that is steeped in the same power dynamics as anything else. your ability to respond to the (very real, very troubling) approaches to trans healthcare will be limited if you are not able to understand the nature of the system of power that is Healthcare

toskarinfr
19 hours ago

If you've ever felt like your name didn't quite fit you, that even though it was yours it didn't feel quite right, if you ever let your stares at fashion not "meant" for you linger a little longer than you feel they should; if you've ever worried about what names you'd choose if you could, don't lose hope. he's called bender because he of in the bend of out bent the food

Hello 🙋

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I know how painful and frustrating it is to start over from scratch, but I hope to get any amount for my family 🥺🙏.


So, please, donate to my campaign, even if it's a small amount—it will have a big impact on us 🥺. May God bless you, my friend 🥰❤️.

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jabberding0
1 day ago

Ling Ting and his bicycles

t's hard to find out much about this guy... who appears to be named Ling Ting, from China. He has such a hilariously whimsical and imaginative energy, channeled into his bizarre but entertaining bicycle collection.

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The motion is 90% of the point but here are stills of as many of them as I can for those who cannot watch videos or want longer to stare in bafflement

(If they don't visibly have pedals, look at the hands. If they don't visibly have hand pedals, look for whichever component pistons up and down / in and out. Or maybe it's a treadmill.)